killedmycatatemytailor:

oopstheregoesmysoul:

ohsandor:

Welcome back, Jaime (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

you can see him realizing that almost his entire family is comprised of douchebags

Jaime’s character growth gives me life.

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

cryplaystheworld:

doctor-emily-tennant:

joshpeck:

a7xnerd:

unsmokable:

actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback 

Fuck you.
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL

please go outside

NO. OUTERENET IS NOT WHERE I CAN FIND MY DEAR DAVID TENNANT.

what the fuck

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

lethal-lady-livi:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

…which one is 23 they both look like theyre 13 to me

lethal-lady-livi:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

…which one is 23 they both look like theyre 13 to me

heckybarnes:

look at the winter soldier’s little glove though this guy is scraping his bitching metal arm all over the pavement that glove doesnt even have fingers its not protecting shit it’s a 100% aesthetic choice scientists are like “but what if we made him like 20% more badass” “good showing charles, lets give him punk rock hair while we’re at it” 

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catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.

gaytable:

gaytable:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

well it hit 300k i’m not sure whether to laugh or just fall down and cry 

he’s dating my friend now 

thanks to this incident my friend got laid 

not me

blackpeoplemeatdotcom:

stonersofamericaunite:

fox-mcloud:

thefaultinourstars23:

disney channel used to have the best shows

Wtf was life with Derek ? Who Derek only Derek I know is Derek Jeter. That’s how you spell it righ ?

Life with derek was this show about how this guy derek and his family, and kasey and her family become one family. Their parents get married and the kids learn how to get along, kasey was one of the main characters and you saw a lot of things from her point of view. She has to deal with her new brother derek who she really doesn’t like cause he’s kind of a dick.

^^fun fact, life with Derek got canceled cause they had too much sexual tension between the “step siblings”.

cristinradnor:

You’re an idiot.

shy-robots:

Message to the media:
WE DON’T WANT TO SEE DAFT PUNK UNMASKED

PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE

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